The 10-legged, many-dredded rock ‘n roll machine that is F.I.G.M.O will return to the studio this month as they prepare to bestow yet more glory-packed aural mayhem upon the ears of an eager universe! A number of new songs, ranging from the ludicriously epic to the irresistably catchy, are about to get the full-on F.I.G.M.O studio treatment. Expect unprecedented levels of rock as soon as it’s ready. We’ll keep you posted with the latest from the front line – watch this space.
Fresh sonic warfare on its way!
February 8th, 2010The glory is coming to Oldham
August 23rd, 2009We’ll be playing in a heat of the Battle of the Bands competition at Whittles, Oldham on 22nd October.
Towler Gig
August 21st, 2009We’ll be rocking the Hark To Towler in Tottington, Bury on 15th October.
Rehearsal Video
August 10th, 2009Rehearsing two brilliant new tunes a couple of weeks ago…
Major Dredd joins the front line
July 28th, 2009Good news – we can today officially announce that new bass-playing FIGman Major Dredd will be joining us in the Ranks of Ultimate Glory! Eagled-eyed FIGmites may have spotted Dredd tearing up the stage at the last Academy gig. His “take no prisoners” playing style and devastating good looks make him the perfect fit for the F.I.G.M.O line-up, and his diminutive size means he can fit in the boot of a small family hatchback. Make no mistake, as soon as Dredd realises that it’s a bass guitar in his hands, all hell breaks loose – and that’s exactly what we’re about.

Thanks to all who got in touch about the bass position, especially fiery-haired contender Martin whose booze-fuelled outbursts of pure vitriol will go down as the stuff of legend.
You can catch Dredd (and F.I.G.M.O) live in action at The Swan With Two Necks, Macclesfield on 19th September with further dates to be announced. Watch this space…
Academy gig, 3rd July
July 8th, 2009
F.I.G.M.O and F.I.Gmites, 3rd July 2009, Manchester Academy 3. Photo by Bex.
Academy gig
July 4th, 2009Massive thanks to everyone who came down to the Academy gig last night – hope you enjoyed the new songs! Special thanks to Ben 10 for filling in on bass duties and doing an awesome job of it.
The FIGmen will be getting straight back to work on more earth-shattering rock classics. Watch this space for the latest news/photos/videos and we’ll let you know when we return to the live glory arena…
Glory update
May 27th, 2009Another month has passed, and F.I.G.M.O welcome the next in the only way they know how – by being completely brilliant. We’ve been busy in the practise space working on new tunes – working titles include “Dred Dred Dred”, “The Oldest New One” and the future hit single “Gash Flash”, so you know it’s all good.
We’ve been meeting up with potential new bass players over the past couple of weeks and hopefully we’ll have good news on that front soon. In the mean time, we now have tickets for our Manchester Academy 3 headline gig on 3rd July, where we aim to blow you away (as always) with a sample of the new songs. Get your tickets either from Ticketline, or save a quid by going to our brand new web site shop page where we’re also selling CDs and T-shirts.
You fucking love it!
April 13th, 2009Welcome to the new F.I.G.M.O website, your premier source of propaganda on the unstoppable rock ‘n roll machine that is F.I.G.M.O! Check back here for the latest directly from the F.I.Gmen – some of the incredible features you can expect include:
- Read words of wisdom from General Glory as he guides you through the minefield that is life
- See through the Eyes Of Truth as Corporal Punishment takes you on a tour of his world, through his eyes (which only see the truth)
- Join the F.I.G.men as they drink in a variety of the establishments they have yet to be barred from; feel like you’re really there with geniune video footage of the ensuing chaos! Will the mysterious ‘Rage’ make an appearance? Only time will tell!!
All this – and much more – is coming your way very soon. Put your e-mail address into the box at the top of the page and we’ll keep you posted.


